Overheard
>> Friday, May 22, 2009
Kid 1: Go away! You're banned from this table!
Kid 2: Yeah? Well you're banned from the universe!
Can't argue with that...
Because our social ineptitude is funny
Kid 1: Go away! You're banned from this table!
Kid 2: Yeah? Well you're banned from the universe!
Can't argue with that...
Kid 1: One times one is one.
Kid 2: Yeah, and one times one hundred is one.
Kid 3: And one times two is three.
Just a Little Turned On
Starstruck dude: You're Jon Lovitz!
Jon Lovitz: Jealous?
--Greenwich Village
via Celebrity Wit, Jun 16, 2008
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